Let him run the hipster gauntlet.
If you have a loser, make them lose.
All roads lead to hot dogs.
Never apologize for an entrance.
Pedophilia. In a scene, be clear about whether you are one or not. Just get it out there. Also, good life advice.
Just let the fucking cat die
I want to address this because it came up in Saturday’s show. If you’re gonna fuck road kill, you gotta take your pants off.
Cat murder is never funny.
Cat murder is always funny.
I just wanted everyone to shit their pants sooner.