Sidecoaching

Let him run the hipster gauntlet.

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If you have a loser, make them lose.

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All roads lead to hot dogs.

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Never apologize for an entrance.

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Pedophilia. In a scene, be clear about whether you are one or not. Just get it out there. Also, good life advice.

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Just let the fucking cat die

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I want to address this because it came up in Saturday’s show. If you’re gonna fuck road kill, you gotta take your pants off.

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Cat murder is never funny.

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Cat murder is always funny.

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I just wanted everyone to shit their pants sooner.

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